Audiobook Review - My Life As a White Trash Zombie by Diana Rowland @dianarowland

My Life As a White Trash Zombie by Diana Rowland
Narrated by: Allison McLemore
Series: White Trash Zombie #1
DAW / Audible Frontiers
Publication Date: July 5, 2011 (print) & July 10, 2012 (audible version)
Date Read: February 10, 2016
Source: Purchased - Audible
Length: 8 hours 44 minutes

Angel Crawford is a loser.

Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.

That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse.

Before she knows it she's dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she's hungriest!

Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat.


Woo Hoo!  I absolutely loved this audiobook.  I found this book during one of audible's sales a few months ago and bought it on a whim. I just hoped that it would be a fun quirky story to go along with its attention grabbing title and awesome pick cover.  I was instantly hooked with this one.  I started this audiobook while I was doing the laundry one Sunday night and I actually found myself spending a lot more time than usual folding clothes just because I didn't want the story to stop.  Anything that can make me want to do laundry deserves a medal of some kind.  I really haven't had this much fun listening to an audiobook in a long time.

I love a good zombie story.  I will have to blame The Walking Dead for that I guess.  These stories are just so much fun and I like how varied each one can be.  Angel is really my kind of zombie.  She doesn't throw herself a pity party when she realizes that she is a zombie.  She just tries her best to figure out what she needs to do in order to take care of herself.  Angel is smart and I really liked the way she thinks about things so spending time in her head was great.

The mystery of this book really took a backseat to the wonderful characters for me.  There were really two mysteries in the book.  The main focus seemed to be about a series of deaths in the area but I found myself really wanting to find out what had happened that made Angel into a zombie.  That was the big question in my mind and I was satisfied with the outcome.

I really liked the flow of the story.  The pace that things were revealed was just right to keep me very interested.  It was a very well rounded book for me as well.  I wouldn't say that this book was laugh out loud funny but there were some moments of humor that I really enjoyed.  Angel's realization about what she is and what she wants was just a lot of fun.  She also shows a lot of growth during the book which was well done.

I loved the narration of this audiobook.  Allison McLemore did an absolutely fabulous job of bringing life to this story.  I am so glad that I went with the audio on this one because I can't imagine a better way to experience this story.  I loved the voices that she used for all of the characters and her southern accent really was perfect for the story.  I would definitely like to listen to more books narrated by this narrator and plan to continue with the series very soon.

I would highly recommend this book to others.  I had a great time listening to it and would recommend to others to try it on audio if they have a chance.  This is the first book by Diana Rowland that I have read and I can't wait to see what else she can come up with.   It looks like I will be purchasing the remaining audiobooks in this series very soon because I need to spend more time with Angel as soon as possible.

About the Author

Diana Rowland has lived her entire life below the Mason-Dixon line, uses "y'all" for second-person-plural, and otherwise has no southern accent (in her opinion.) She attended college at Georgia Tech where she earned a BS in Applied Mathematics, and after graduation forgot everything about higher math as quickly as possible.

She has worked as a bartender, a blackjack dealer, a pit boss, a street cop, a detective, a computer forensics specialist, a crime scene investigator, and a morgue assistant, which means that she's seen more than her share of what humans can do to each other and to themselves. She won the marksmanship award in her Police Academy class, has a black belt in Hapkido, has handled numerous dead bodies in various states of decomposition, and can't rollerblade to save her life.

She presently lives in south Louisiana with her husband and her daughter where she is deeply grateful for the existence of air conditioning.

Author Links: Website | Goodreads | Facebook | Twitter


  1. I will say that cover definitely caught my attention!! I agree anything that makes you want to do laundry is a win in my book! I haven't read any zombie books but I might have to change that now. Great review!!

    1. I love this cover. This book doesn't take itself too seriously either. Thanks!

  2. I'm not really a zombie fan but this sounds like a really fun read and a good way to add a little zombie into my reading life! I'll definitely look for the audio book!

    1. This was a really fun take on zombies. I hope you get a chance to listen to this one.

  3. oh I love a well balanced read....but I am a bit picky with the whole "zombie" deal. Not normally my type of set up. But you definitely caught my attention with this one.

    1. Most zombie books are more horror focused but this one was just fun. I really enjoyed it.

  4. I'm gonna have to try this series. The covers alone have me curious.

  5. Oooh this sounds fun! I love iZombie and this has a few similarities :) Great review!!

    1. I don't think I have seen iZombie but I may need to check it out if it is anything like this book. Thanks!

  6. Despite my love of all things zombie, I've never really wanted to read this one! I'm not a fan of my MC being a drug addicted criminal as I just can't relate to that so I doubt I'd get far with it. Kinder on the author NOT to review this I think! Glad you enjoyed it though.

    1. I love Angel! She has a few issues before her transformation but she grows a lot during this book. I am sorry that you didn't enjoy this one.


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